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I thought it might be fun
To take a brief look at the week in review.
Surely there is something more to discuss
Other than this media-indulged swine flu.

Oh, don’t let me panic
Or disrespect others for whom the topic is sore.
I only find it somewhat ironic
That the so-called “normal” flu annually kills more.

Pandemic... epidemic...
Egad, buy a mask.
But Mr. Biden, please be more discerning
And not make the pandemonium last.

Yes, Biden’s untamed tongue was once again active
And the 100 day TelePrompTer, too.
Do you think the entire world should also evaluate
The first 100 days for me and you?

If so, do tell them passionately
That you oh-so-enjoy The Intramuralist,
One who advocates respect for all
And may challenge the ultra-extremist.

We will also creatively challenge
The week’s political and cultural events,
Like Sebelius’s confirmation
No matter how much money Dr. Tiller sent.

Or how ‘bout good ole’ boy, Arlen
Who actually crossed the party line,
Because the people of Pennsylvania
May not allow him personally any more time?

Oh, do I detest publication and preservation
All in “the name of me.”
People who paint an integrity facade
Depicting instead an egotistic quality.

So in the weeks ahead we’ll continue writing
With certainly more on Congress and The Court.
But if that unnamed flu comes up again
Feel free to add a sarcastic snort.

AR