4.21.2009

GREEN HAM (aka "Pork")


(Note: Today's creativity is dedicated to the Congressmen toying this week with the idea of abolishing the internet sales tax moratorium... thereby increasing the taxes of persons of ALL income levels.)


That plethora of taxes!
That plethora of taxes!
I do not like
that plethora of taxes!

Do you like a plethora of taxes?

I do not like them, Tax-&-Spend Man.
I do not like a plethora of taxes.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like a plethora of taxes.

I do not like them, Tax-&-Spend Man.

Would you like them from your city?
Would you like them as huge government spending pity?


I do not like them from my city.
I do not like them as huge government spending pity.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like a plethora of taxes.
I do not like them, Tax-&-Spend Man.

Would you like them from your state?
Would you like them to pay for our polarized campaign slate?


Not from my state.
Not for your slate.
Not from my city.
Not for government pity.
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I will not pay a plethora of taxes.
I do not like them, Tax-&-Spend Man.

How about our new tax - taxing internet sales?
Or to pay more before another school fails?


I do not like taxing internet sales.
It’s not my fault if another school fails.
I do not like a plethora of taxes.
I do not like them, Tax-&-Spend Man.

But in Seuss’s story, you try it and see,
That trying something new is a great way to be.


A capitalist government should not try it and see
For it is not a great way to be.
It creates everlasting programs and helps not the debt
As investing incentives will no longer be kept...
I do not like a plethora of taxes.
I do not like them, Tax-&-Spend Man!

AR

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is GREAT!

Anonymous said...

Hey, are you still on that "green" theme???

Anonymous said...

If only both our current and past presidents would have made tax policy so simple.

Anonymous said...

Your creativity tops the Susan Boyle story for me this week.